100 Things

100 (mostly sexual) Things About Me
1. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 18.
2. I lost it to a one night stand.
3. My second lover was also a one night stand.
4. My first and second lovers had the same name.
5. I met them in the same exact place.
6. They were both 29.
6. Neither used protection.
7. My third lover was my husband.
8. I rarely count oral sex as "sex" since it hasn’t been "traditionally" called sex, although of course it IS.
9. Otherwise, I lost my virginity at 18 by giving oral sex. A lot. For about 9 months. Daily.
10. When that boyfriend broke up with me he called me a bitch.
11. He only tried oral sex on me once for a few minutes but it didn’t do much for me so we never tried it again.
12. The one time we tried to have intercourse we put the condom on him and he immediately went limp, he told me he wasn’t ready.
13. Ever man I’ve ever slept with I’ve slept with within 12 hours of meeting.
14. I’ve slept with 9 or 10 guys.
15. Of those, only a few have been worth it.
16. I had my first gyno appointment when I was 23.
17. I met my husband online.
18. He was married, unseparated.
19. His wife met her future husband online a week before I met my future husband.
20. All the things she hated about him are things I love about him.
21. He told me they didn’t have sex on their wedding night and that should have been a hint as to what the marriage would be.
22. We did not have sex on or wedding night, it was at least 24 hours after the wedding.
23. His first wife was raped.
24. I was molested, and have been physically sexually harassed.
25. Among other things I had oral sex performed on me when I was about 5.
26. Receiving oral sex has never been that pleasant, and I’ve been known to fall asleep.
27. Watching men or women perform oral sex on women in movies is the quickest way to get me off.
28. I like gay porn when the guys are super hot and straight-acting.
29. I like watching men rim other men.
30. Except on rare occasions anal sex has always been fairly traumatic.
31. My favorite part of any porn, but especially anal is watching the insertion, although it’s my least favorite part of experiencing anal.
32. I’ve chosen my dildos to coincide with my husband’s size.
33. One of my earlier lovers (post marriage) saw it and compared it to his own and made fun of it, until I told him how I choose my dildos.
34. He was clearly proud.
35. I loved sucking his cock.
36. He’s the only person I’ve let film me doing anything, namely performing oral sex on him.
37. I wonder if he still has the tape.
38. He was D/s curious and so was I. We never really got to explore it.
39. Back when husband and I were dating we considered having "slave day" wherein one of us would play the other’s D/s slave for the entire day (or until boredom set in).
40. I’ve never been able to bring myself to try it. I’m afraid of what he’d ask me to do.
41. I don’t really want to be the master. But, I think it would be good for me.
42. After spending time with the lover who was interested in D/s I got in the habit of saying "master" a lot. When husband came home from Korea I kept calling him that during sex. He wasn’t interested.
43. I’m spanking curious, too.
44. Husband has spanked me on occasion but doesn’t really care for it and his disinterest is palpable.
45. I love sex stories.
46. I used to write them to release my sexual energy.
47. I still find the way I wrote sex scenes back in the day to be the sexiest stories ever, and love it when I occasionally run across someone who writes like I used to.
48. Throughout my teenage years I used to masturbate to the playboy channel through the squigglies, just like all the teenage boys.
49. My best friend from high school told me she was a lesbian and I was somewhat hurt that she didn’t have a crush on me.
50. I was also pleased not to have that between us, since we were such good friends.
51. We both independently discovered the idea of polyamory, and practice it in different ways.
52. She’s essentially unaware of my open marriage.
53. Most people have no clue.
54. I mentioned it once to my sister, too, but I don’t think she’s really aware of it, either.
55. I’ve never personally asked a guy for sex, except one guy I passed a note to. I never saw him again, even for sex.
56. I’ve met all my lovers online except my very first one.
57. I have ads on several personal sites and have slept with people from only one of them so far.
58. About 90% of the responses I receive are from men who are over 50 or who smoke, neither of which hold much interest for me.
58. The oldest guy I’ve slept with was probably twice my age when I was about 23.
59. He was hot, but not particularly good in bed.
60. I once spent $100 to fly a guy to my home for sex, then paid for his entertainment and board.
61. I’ve refused to pay for sex ever since.
62. I desperately wish I were more orgasmic.
63. I feel angry and cheated when a lover cums without me without consideration to whether I’m done trying or not.
64. No one else has ever given me an orgasm.
65. I only cum through direct clitoral contact and can cum using a vibe or my hand. Nothing else, so far.
66. One of my favorite fantasies involves having one guy fucking me while another tongues my clit. I don’t envision this happening IRL. I also don’t think it would actually get me off.
67. My nipples have always been my least sensitive spot and I’ve never enjoyed having them played with. Until one of my recent lovers spent hours playing with them. Now I enjoy having them touched. I suspect if he were still around to pay them attention they’d become even more sensitive.
68. I’ve always enjoyed the feeling of something scratchy and sandpapery against my nipples.
69. My ears are SUPER sensitive and having them tongued, touched, or sometimes even breathed upon can become too much.
70. I had one lover who discovered this and loved to make me squirm and then shriek from his attention to my ears.
71. I read romance novels, mostly for the sex.
72. I keep my sex toys next to the computer.
73. I had a light above the computer screen but finally got rid of it when I found switching the cord to it and my vibrator was too annoying all the time.
74. I’ve had a decent amount of phone sex and have been known to call and talk to one guy, get off with him, then immediately call another guy to cum with him, too.
75. I love listening to a man breath and moan as his strokes his own cock while on the phone. Being unable to see or feel it, I become focused on the sounds and they become more intense to my ears.
76. There’s a chatroom on yahoo for the sole purpose of listening to guys jack off. I’ve enjoyed that room.
77. I used to cum silently from so many years of masturbating in private when my parents were home.
78. I used to be silent during sex, too.
79. I learned to be more vocal when having phone sex and now I find it hard to shut up, although I’m definitely no screamer.
80. When I was a teenager I used to practice my oral sex technique on pickles.
81. Now I prefer to practice on real life men.
82. I used to be confident in my oral sex abilities, until I discovered how hard it is to get my husband off that way and the fact that he doesn’t like the stuff most guys get off from.
83. When I really have to pee is one of the times I tend to get most turned on, probably something to do with my g-spot.
84. I’ve female-ejaculated twice in my life, once immediately after cumming and once after a particularly vigorous masturbation session with my g-spotter and a night of sleeping. It was NOT pee. I seem to release it only after my body has completely relaxed from cumming.
85. I’ve considered hooking but just don’t think I could get into it. Sometimes I still think I should get paid, especially when I feel more like I’m rendering services than getting serviced.
86. Some of the worst sex of my life has been with the best looking guys.
87. I’ve only slept with one black man and he had a huge cock, it was a one night stand and definitely not worth it.
88. I’ve never slept with an asian man but am attracted to them.
89. I shave my pussy religiously (except lately as I want to try waxing).
90. I don’t like my lovers to shave themselves, just trim. Shaved men looks weird to me and I hate rubbing stubble with my tongue.
91. The tip of my clit is too sensitive to touch.
92.The more I have sex with other men, the more interested in me sexually my husband becomes, although he swears it’s only because I act sexier.
93. I like to buy and wear sexy underwear, but my husband has never been terribly interested in it.
94. My husband has been known to fuck me (without cumming) then send me off to a lover. I’ve never let said lover perform oral sex on me.
95. I’ve only had sex in a car once and it was just a few months ago. I didn’t cum, but I enjoyed it.
96. When I masturbate alone I say all sorts of dirty things to my imaginary lover. I never speak so much in person.
97. I’m a terribly shy person, especially when it comes to sex. I find sexually shy people annoying.
98. There have been a few times after I’ve cum that I’ve become angry and wanted to beat the hell out of my husband, usually when I need to fuck hard and he won’t give it to me so it makes it hard for me to cum and when I do it’s extremely anticlimactic.
99. I haven’t sucked my husband’s cock in far too long. I’m thinking about forcing myself on him for just that purpose. Without worrying if he cums or not!
100. The later I stay up at night, the hornier I get.