My birthday is coming up shortly. It happens to fall on my two days off, so husband and I decided we'd go spend the night on the ocean and then come back home the next evening. As I was trying to pick a hotel he asked "... they have adult movies, right?" Ah, that's my husband.

Back when he was heading for Korea I flew with him to my home town where we stayed for a week with friends. The last night was to be spent in a hotel, having lots and lots of hot monkey sex. With porn. Unfortunately, the hotel we'd planned to stay at was booked up so we ended up nixing that, had SOME not-very-monkey sex and no porn. Kind of a bust for the last time I'd see him in 6 months.

The point is, there's something very sexy about staying in a hotel and watching over-priced porn on a little TV screen.

I hope they do have porn, because I can't wait!