Dinner

I had dinner with husband and his friend last night. I chose my seat and the waitress chose to remove the 2nd menu from that part of the table. Husband chose to sit down opposite me which I thought was odd. So his friend stood there for a second and chose to sit down next to me. And then move the other place setting from across the table. No one said anything about it.

Later I asked husband why he didn't sit with me. His excuse was lame. *I* was the first one to sit down and he accusingly explained "I sat down where there were two menus!" Okay. Because menus are glued to the table right? Not that it mattered, really. It was just odd. That was the only reason I asked him but he acted like I was trying to pick a fight. So, I dropped it.

During the evening for whatever reason we started talking about the new Mc Donald's campaign involving having sex with a burger. Rather clever marketing since it appears to be something most people have seen. Eventually, conversation veered toward the increasingly sexual.

I discovered that husband's friend is definitely a porn fiend the same way I am (this is something I was pretty confident in anyway) and likes giving facials. I filed this away in the "if I ever have sex with him" file. I shall definitely remember to beg him to cum all over my face and tits. You know, after I've cum of course. It'd make him crazy turned on.

Orgasms. They're so mental.