Millet tree.

I'm looking over my visitors. Namely their IP addresses. I never realised how many marines I'd end up getting. Namely people with IP addresses involving quantico and usmc.mil. Then there's people from Aberdeen Proving Ground (which might not actually be a marine but fuck it, they'll be what I say they are). And someone in Tukwila which is very close to where I was born.

To the military people I apologize for stealing the marine motto and using it for my own but it's SOOOO appropriate. To those searching for a hot available marine... I suggest trying certain parts of California. To the person in Tukwila. Well. At least you're not in Fife.

On a side note, I've never slept with a marine. And there haven't been all that many marines I've lusted after. Most of my lust goes toward the navy because they're hot and not... you know... crazy. The AF is mostly made up of business men. Business men can be hot. Just not usually Air Force business men (sorry). The Air Force has a lot of hot women, though. I've slept with an Air Force business man. And then we have army. Well. I've slept with army. They're a varied bunch. Some worthwhile... some not. Hard to say.

Why, I could work on collecting the armed forces! (except the coast guard which does a very important job but really is more about rescuing than military-ing).

Anyway. I'm just talking. I'm sure I've offended someone. If you're the person in Tukwila and you're offended...well... really... that's so totally your own fault.