Saturday, December 03, 2005

The Devil and Mr....

Jones came in today. I was at the place I used to work, filling in and found out he was coming. I was really looking forward to it. I love flirting with him. Generally when he comes into the store he brings his son and that has done a pretty effective job of keeping things from getting too hot and heavy.

However he approached me and we talked for a few minutes and I told him what I tell everyone about my newest job "it's a lot easier and there are a TON of hot guys!" He smiled at that as I told him once again, "no, seriously... there are a TON of hot guys. A Ton!' Finally he said "what about me? Did you ever think that about ME?" I laughed at him, "umm... no.... but if you want me to say it I will." "Say it," he told me. I looked deep into his pretty eyes and told him "I think you're HOT." And he wandered off with a smile. Yeah, that's right.

A bit later I ran into him in the office and was asking him what was going on with the paper he was holding which appeared yellow with age. He informed me that he ran out of printer paper and had used some old resume paper instead. I reached out and felt it and he said "what? It's not old!" "I was just feeling it," I told him. "Oh, how thick it is?" I smiled at that and gave him a significant look "yeah... it's REALLY thick..." and wandered off.

I was going to tell him about my tongue piercing just so I could have the pleasure of him asking me why... and I could reply honestly "so I can give awesome blow jobs." Instead I walked in on him having a talk with some janitor woman. Probably trying to seduce her. I rolled my eyes at him and wandered off. He's such a slut....

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