How come guys get to have morning woodies and women get... nothing? No pithy name. Nothing. Fuckers.
This morning I woke up horny. I knew I needed to get some laundry done before I went to work. The timing might be kind of tough. But I stayed in bed the extra 15 minutes and masturbated. It wasn't a great orgasm, but it felt so good laying, rubbing my clit... using only my own wetness, my own hands... and of course a book of penthouse letters. Gotta have my porn.
I got out of bed refreshed and ready to start the day.
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