Tuesday, March 14, 2006

At the gym.

Hawk came into the store to buy something or other. I forget what. He made some bawdy joke about me handling the polish sausages. I stared blankly at him, not getting it at all. Finally I had to ask him "is that supposed to be sexual?" "Yes," he said. I rolled my eyes and shook my head.

"Last night I was searching for something. You know. And I saw like... huge ones. Like, real ones. They were huge. Like..." I gestured toward my knee "like HUGE. Those sausages? They're NOTHING." I thought about it for a long second and said "seriously, they were huge. Husband says the biggest one in the world belongs to a white guy but these guys... I mean... you can't even USE them, really. I mean... they're just that big. It's rediculous." He made some comment about how porn was their only work option, having that particular feature. "But seriously, I mean... well... they're just impossibly large. You can't... I mean... you KNOW what I mean. They're useless!" He agreed and we talked a bit more. But eventually he wandered back to work.

Later as I was working out, he made good on his promise and ran on the treadmill in front of me. The thing is, I don't REALLY find myself that attracted to him for some reason. A heavier guy got on a treadmill nearby and I spent more time looking at his ass. I guess I just like my men less firm than Hawk is. Not that I'm complaining about his firmness exactly. It's just so "other" to me. I'd get over it if I had him naked, to be sure....

I just wish I could get myself positioned conveniently behind Sam. *drool*

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